1. After leaving a thermos full of vegetable puree on the counter (and forgetting about it for about 4 months), don't try to just pop it right back open again to dump it into the sink nonchalantly. It will proceed to rocket off and bounce against the opposing wall in an explosion of terribly sickening, spicy smelling orange froth of foulness and cover all available kitchen surfaces. You will have to engage in an arduous cleaning process with a lost appetite. 2. Buying a dishwasher is good. 3. When battling with your spouse, make sure you have two hands; otherwise she will stuff bubbles down your throat. 4. Finally, to make yourself feel better, you can do cool light tricks with steam.
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